It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

krista this fucked me up.

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Only true 2008 deviantART users remember this


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There’s really no reason to accuse Barney of being a misogynist or a sociopath now that we know that all of this is being told from the perspective of the man who wanted the woman Barney ended up with (albeit briefly) and was telling the story to passively aggressively get his kids to consent to him pursuing her. Now the whole series plays as Ted trying to make Barney look like a sleaze to prove to his kids how poor aunt Robin didn’t belong with such a dirtbag—thank goodness she can end up in Daddy’s bed instead!

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Dear tumblr staff

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1 sentence descriptions of different Anime

  • Ouran High School Host club:God damn rich people
  • Soul Eater:I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
  • Fullmetal Alchemist:MY LEG
  • Naruto:SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
  • Black Butler:Corset scene
  • Death Note:I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
  • Tamako Market:MOCHIYUMMY!
  • Bleach:ban..........KAI
  • Kuroko no Basuke:gay basketball players
  • K project:flaming homos
  • Fairy Tail:nakama speeches
  • InuYasha:must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
  • Uta No Prince Sama:how gay can straight guys get
  • Kaichou Wa Maid Sama:Perverted space alien
  • No.6:Killer bees and homosexuals
  • DragonBall:kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
  • Zetsuen no Tempest:i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
  • Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin:i love you loljk no wait i love you again
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion:SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
  • Angel Beats:we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
  • Cowboy Beebop:see u space cowboy
  • Ao No Exorcist:im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
  • Hyouka:i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
  • Daily Lives of Highschool Boys:what the fuck is going on
  • Tsuritama:i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
  • Gintama:neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
  • Shingeki no Kyoujin:teen titans go
  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann:BRO I'M HERE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
  • Hetalia:draw a circle that's how straight we are
  • Doraemon:Nobita you shit what did you do now
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